So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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