So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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