At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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