i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
