I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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