so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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