I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I can text with my tongue
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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