your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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