I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
True strength comes from lack of pants
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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