I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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