I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
