how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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