I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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