thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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