Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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