People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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