i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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