You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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