just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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