if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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