how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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