I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Randomize
