There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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