My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Randomize
