have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The best revenge is premature balding
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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