R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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