just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You are a genius and a whore.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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