He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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