Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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