she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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