Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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