tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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