After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I will be naked everywhere
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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