i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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