We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Terrible idea I love it
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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