He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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