Nicole vs. Life
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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