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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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