Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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