I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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