Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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