dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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