Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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