I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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