3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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