She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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