I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just want nice things and good sex
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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