would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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