Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
