Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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