Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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