It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
