somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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